Benutzer:Lord Voldemort~dewiki

I decided to peek at the German Wikipedia. However, I speak almost no German. So please translate this page if you wish. Danke. --I-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (en:user:Lord Voldemort)

What happens if a Wikipedian dies? He or she just doesn't show up to edit anymore. Does anybody notice? Does anybody really even care? To all those Wikipedians who may have died and been forgotten here, Thank you for your contributions and Rest in Peace.

My Quotes and Random Thoughts:

Why is it that whenever you give someone a penny for their thoughts, they end up giving you their two cents? Sounds like a scam if I've ever heard one. Either that or a "Get-Rich Slow" program.
I have a dream that one day, admins will not be judged on their geographical locations, but on the quality of their content. Or something along those lines...
*Why do people always say, "...at the drop of a hat"? Honestly, who drops hats anymore?
I wish I had a Wikipedia bot named Lord Voldebot. That would be sweet.
*If I were a store, I would want to be called Lord WaldeMart. Yes, I know I'm strange.

Other People's Quotes:

"How could I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?"
"No power in the 'verse can stop me."

The Jimbo says: "Any given entry might be incomplete or inaccurate at any point in time. Critical analysis is a must!" Take it to heart!

0*	*I never officially took the Are You a Wikipediholic Test, but I know I must be obsessed because while driving home the other day, the person ahead of me slowed down, and I actually said "Doooon't WikiBrake!" Yeah, I'm a freak.