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Am 16. September 2005 änderte eine IP den Artikel Leetspeek ab:

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4 = @ , 4 , /\ 
8 = |3 , 8 , ß
( = ( , [ , <
|) = |)
3 = 3 , €
F = |= , P|-|
6 = 6, &, 9
|-| = |-| , # , }{ , ]-[
1 = 1 , !
J = _|
|{ = |< , |{ , |(
L = 1, |_ , £ , |
|\/| = /\/\ , /\/\, |\/|, ]\/[, |\/| , 44
|\| = |\| , /\/ , /\/, |\/ , /\\/
() = 0 , () , [], * , °
P = |° , p , |> , |*
Q = 0_
R = |2 , 2 , 1²
5 = 5 , $ , § , ?
7 = 7 , + , †
|_| = |_| , µ
\/ = \/
\/\/ = \/\/ , \/\/ , \4/ , \\' , uu
X = >< , )(, }{
Y = `/ , 9
Z = z , 2

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1 = 0n3 (»5um1« = »50m30n3« = »j3m4nd«)(»n1« = »n1(3 0n3« = »5(hön 63m4(h7, 53hr 6u7«)
2 = 700 / 70 (»1 4m 2 h4rd«), 70 (»m4k3 57h. 2 d0 57h.«)
4 = f0r
8 = 4(h7 / 316h7 / »-173« (»[6]n8« = »[600d] n16h7« = »[6u73] |\|4(h7«)
8 = 83 (»70 83« = »531n«)
( = 533 (»70 533« = »53h3n«; »(u« = »533 y0u« = »m4n 513h7 51(h«)
1 = 1 (»1(h«)
k = 0k (4u(h: »k|4r«)
m = 4m (»1 4m = »1(h 81n«; z.&n85p;8. »1 m, u r« = »1 4m, y0u 4r3« = »1(h 81n, du 8157«)
r = 4r3 (»y0u 4r3 = »du 8157«)
u = y0u (»du«)
y = why (»w4rum«), y34h (»j4«)

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